how so many would agree...

... there is a fab competition to win and advanced reading copy of The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman. All you have to do is write your own epitaph. I was looking through the current submissions and came across the following:

In death, he has been given the chance to do what he never
could in life: shut up.

I'm now trying to work out if there is anything that I can possibly write that would be more appropriate for me?!