holiday...

... the weather is cold, wet and miserable and I want a holiday. With the not earning money thing, I can't afford one this year. All I want to do is sit in the hot, near a swimming pool and relax for a week.

If anyone has friends or family who work for hotel groups, or knows anyone who has an apartment anywhere, who'd let me rent it for a week, let me know (I know this is a long shot, but hey - if you don't ask...).